WHY
HAVEN'T YOU MARRIED YET?
As a single person ages a question often asked of them is
"Why Haven't You Married Yet?" or "Why Aren't You Married?"
Here
are some quick-witted responses for the next time someone
asks you "Why Haven't You Married Yet?"
» My
boyfriend and I really want to get married, but his
spouse just won't go for it.
» I
already have enough dishes and laundry to do.
» I
was hoping to do something important with my life.
» Pure
luck. Hopefully it lasts!
» Nobody would believe me in white.
» We're
waiting for his Parole before getting hitched.
