MEN
AND WOMEN DIFFERENCES
- A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
- A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't
need.
- A
woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
- A man never worries about the future until he gets
a wife.
- A successful man is one who makes more money than his
wife can spend.
-
A successful woman is one who can find such
a man.
- To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot
and love him a little.
-
To be happy with a woman, you must
love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
- A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything
a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
- There are two times when a man doesn't understand a
woman: before marriage and after marriage.
- Married men lived longer than single men. But married
men are a lot more willing to die.
- Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's
no use in two people remembering the same thing.
