ATHIEST
PROPOSAL
Late one night, a young woman came home from a date, rather
sad.
"Why the sad look?" asked the woman's mother.
"Ricky proposed to me an hour ago," the daughter responded.
"That's great!" responded her mother. "Why do you look
so sad?"
"Because
he also told me he is an atheist," she responded. "Mom,
he doesn't even believe there's a Hell."
The
mother thought for a moment, then responded:
"Marry
him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him just
how wrong he is."