ONE
WISH GENIE
A woman was walking along the shores of the beach when she
stumbled upon a an old looking lamp bottle. The woman picked
up the bottole, rubbed some of the sand off it and out of
the blue a genie appeared!
The
stunned woman asked the genie if this meant that she
got three wishes.
"Three
wishes is only a fable," responded the genie. "You only
get one wish. So what do you wish for?"
The
woman did not hesitate.
"I
want peace in the Middle East," she responded. "See this
map? I want these countries to stop fighting
with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews
and Americans and vice-versa. It
will bring about world peace and harmony."
The
genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady,
be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands
of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for
five hundred years. I'm good but not that good!
I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please
be reasonable."
The
woman thought for a minute.
"Well,
I've never been able to find
the right man," she said. "You know, one that's considerate
and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, loves kids and
is great in bed, gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the
time, and is faithful.
That is what I wish for ... a good man."
The
genie let out a deep sigh and said, "Let me see
that friggin' map again..."
