DOGGY
DATING
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when
they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three
male dogs race over in an effort to be the one to reach her
first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.
The
males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on
themselves
and hoping for just a glance from her in
return. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the
three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them "The
first one who can use the words "liver" and "cheese" together
in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with
me."
The
black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love
liver and cheese."
"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That
shows no imagination or intelligence
whatsoever."
Then
the Golden Retriever said, "Let me try! Um...I
HATE liver and cheese!"
The
Poodle said, "That's
just as dumb! Now, how about you, little guy?"
The
last of the three, tiny in stature, but big in fame and
finesse,
is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her a
smile, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says, "Liver
alone. Cheese mine."
