MEET
THE PARENTS
One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home
to meet her parents, and they were shocked by his rough
appearance: leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos and
pierced nose.
Later,
the parents pulled their daughter aside and confessed
their concern. "Honey," said the mother diplomatically, "he
doesn't seem very nice."
"Get real, Mom," replied the daughter, "if
he wasn't nice, why would he be doing 500 hours of community
service?"
