DATING
HINTS FOR MEN
Men, listen closely. Here are a few things NOT to say to
a woman on a date:
1. “I
really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted
to use
this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.”
2. “I
used to come here all the time with my ex.”
3. “I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs
on you.”
4. “Could
you excuse me? I need to make a phone call. My cat gets
lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering
machine every hour.”
5. “I
really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used
to be
I wouldn't have given someone like you
a second look.”
6. “It's
been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I
date just won't be as smart as I am.”
