Wednesday, October 20th, 2021


Online Dating Service Launches


(Online Dating Newsletter – April 1, 2009) A new online dating service has launched that helps CEOs, who took bailout money and are scorned by society, find love. The service is called and is located at The U.S. Government’s Oversight Committee apparently contributed to the launch of the site to help guarantee one thing CEOs don’t have – love.

“It was a major oversight on our part that these companies and their CEOs got out of control,” said the Chairman of the Committee on Oversight and Government Reform in a news release on the launch of “We hope through that they’ll find a partner that can tame them to be normal humans.”

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4 Responses to “Online Dating Service Launches”
  1. greensmyle says:

    Bailoutlove? the site is like a cut out from Sims city game, but looks promising though, what caught my attention is the “send a bonus” feature where in instead of sending winks and smile just like on any other community sites, you can even send money to someone of your interest by means of paypal, Another coming soon feature is the bail me out game, i think its gonna be fun for those who are looking for a date with the extra juice, lolz

  2. Rhonda says:

    Bail out love. LMAO Yes, the government might have to get involved if those rat bastard CEOs are ever going to get love again.

    Then again with the size of some of their “bonuses” I doubt they will have too much trouble finding financially strapped women who will date them so that they can eat dinner that night.

    Loved the press release. Send it to the Onion. LOL

  3. Will says:

    I don’t know what kind of women would find themselves on this site looking for love? Perhaps the women that is out to find someone that is bound to rise the top again? LOL

  4. Faraz says:

    People hate those CEOS. Who would be interested to date them anyway? I guess only the women who are more interested in the money and less interested in the CEO would have a relationship with them.

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